I'm sure at some point in your life you have pulled a prank on someone that you are truly proud of, well here is my proud moment!
I was living with 3 girls in a compact apartment in Dublin that you couldnt even swing a cat in. We nick named our landlord 'Big Wills' because his name was Willie and he was extremely tall.
Girl A was a bit of a weird nut perhaps a macadamia or walnut, with habits I couldnt even dream of, for example spelling her name on the shower wall using her hair to illustrate. Needless to say i found my niche to extract the urine.
With the help of girl B and C I devised a plan that would put her at deaths door. Girl B leaked a bit of information to me that Girl A was terrified of the day that there would be a pervert in the house to steal her underwear.
With the help of girl B and C we lodged a pair of girl A's underwear in the attic door in the ceiling which was accesible through another door outside the apartment door. Over a glass of wine or two I constructed a conversation about all our underwear going missing and made a joke that big wills must be stealing them. As the saying goes 'she fell for it hook, line and sinker', and the dramatics begun!
This debate carried on for quite a while until she felt the need to drag me to the attic door to show me the possibilities of a pervert getting into the apartment. She let out a yell that wake the dead, went into evactuation mode and almost called the Gardai. Girl B calmed her down while Myself and girl C almost passed out with laughter. Girl B consoled her with tissues and the I told her it was a prank!
It's not all a bad ending, we are still friends!
No comments:
Post a Comment